Tag: humor
group name: proudmomsinc
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May 19, 2006 02:25 AM EDT --
It seemed like a good idea
I have wanted a laptop for a long time and finally decided to put one on my beautiful little plastic card. I have been doing some traveling lately, have an upcoming trip, . . .
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September 12, 2006 12:41 PM EDT --
Top 10 reasons not to do housework:
1. If you clean it today, it will just need cleaning again later. Clean is fleeting, but grungy can last forever.
2. Dust bunnies make nice pets . . .
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June 18, 2007 05:00 PM EDT --
Life is what happens while we’re making other plans.
I wish I could say I made that up. A friend told me that several years ago and it stuck with me. If things went according to my plans I would . . .
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June 04, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and three kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man . . .
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June 30, 2006 03:25 AM EDT --
Stormy and Raven woke in the wee hours of the night. They refused to go back to bed. How was a mother to scold them when they were being such nice sisters?
Raven was a little . . .
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June 24, 2006 04:37 PM EDT --
Help! Donate Your Gather Points To A New Charity!
Now that you Gatherholics are gathering more points than ever, I image you sit there and scratch you chins wandering what to do with your new earned . . .
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June 21, 2006 09:54 AM EDT --
Whether you have a teenager or not, you know how crazy they are about their MP3 Players and downloading and listening to their favorite tunes. It is an amazing device. What's the point of the radio . . .
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September 18, 2007 07:29 PM EDT --
Are invading my community. Or at least this is all I can assume judging from the questions on my son's high school enrolment form.
Dale's high school career won't start until after the summer . . .
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June 10, 2007 05:58 PM EDT --
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
The Childs Comments and Thoughts
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided . . .
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June 29, 2006 03:15 PM EDT --
It arrived yesterday with little fanfare. In fact, it very nearly DIDN'T make it across the livingroom. Good thing my eye-hand coordination was actually functional when Fred casually lobbed . . .
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July 18, 2007 11:26 AM EDT --
I quickly discovered that writers with families are faced with the challenge of acquiring that block of time necessary to compose works of art that are literally decipherable to the average reader. Imagine . . .
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May 18, 2006 07:49 AM EDT --
The other day, I quarreled with wife
and boldly visited the kitchen
Decided to make one omelet myself
She teased and I was grief stricken.
Opened the refrigerator door
found two eggs and some breads
Put . . .
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May 18, 2006 09:06 AM EDT --
Spanking Vs. Tough Love
I've always found that parent's are equally divided on this topic. Do we spank our children and make our point clearly and quick - or do we take the route . . .
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May 08, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
My brother was quite the wild man as a teenager and young adult. As soon as he left home, he got a motorcycle and he eventually became the night manager at a 7-11. My mother likes to say that . . .
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August 10, 2007 07:40 AM EDT --
The other day, an old friend confessed that she was having an affair. She claims this is not her fault because she is in the throes of a mid-life crisis. She needs to do something different to bring some . . .
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November 27, 2008 01:17 AM EST --
9 things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where . . .
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March 27, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Apparently, photographs to chronicle and commemorate one's surgical procedures are standard fare these days. Oh yes, printed on a glossy sheet of photo paper, my ovaries and abdominal cavity . . .
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July 11, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
I was chatting with my husband and my mother-in-law in the living room, with Kyleigh lying next to us. We were talking about something about her, and mentioned her name. She was playing her toys by herself, . . .
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December 21, 2007 10:23 AM EST --
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging . . .
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June 06, 2007 01:00 PM EDT --
When you care for an elderly relative, doctors' appointments become a regular facet of your life. As a parent, I am present to be answer questions my son is unable to answer for himself.
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